The Absolutely Cruelest Personalized License Plates: A Humor Guide

The world of personalized license plates is filled with creativity, but it’s also home to some of the most cringe-worthy and unfortunate choices. Let’s take a humorous look at some of the worst personalized license plates we’ve ever seen.

MOISTANG

It’s already a reddish color like candy, and then the owner decided to top it off with a license plate that reads MOISTANG. Yes, you read that right. While it’s likely meant to be a cheeky reference, it only served to lose faith in humanity.

4 U 2 P N 2

While working at a mobile facility installation company in Donner Summit, we stumbled upon an open low-boy trailer carrying several portable outhouses. On its license plate was the phrase “4 U 2 P N 2”. It was both a reflection of the company’s name and a quirky way to label the vehicle.

MRADAMS

A friend of mine in high school owned a cherry red Mustang, and his license plate read MRADAMS. The irony was thick when he got pulled over one day by the police. The cop knew who the driver was even before he rolled down the window; he greeted our friend by saying, “Mr. Adams! It’s nice to know the name of the driver I will be writing the ticket for.”

NONE

One person applied for a personalized tag with three choices. After the first two were taken, he simply wrote NONE for his third option. Little did he know, this decision would lead to a relentless battle against parking tickets. When the police issued a ticket to a vehicle with no license plate, they would simply write “NONE” on the ticket.

THERICK

There was a car that passed by daily, bearing a license plate that said THERICK. Although the intent might have been to showcase a specific Rick, it added another layer of intrigue and humor to the city.

So, what can we learn from these cringe-worthy choices? The annual fee for personalized license plates is there for a reason—it might be a good idea to think twice before deciding on the next level of creativity. After all, a license plate is meant to be a badge of pride and personal expression—just make sure no one stumbles upon it and starts laughing too hard.

In conclusion, while these plates may be a source of endless amusement and conversation, let’s make sure our creative ventures in the world of personalized license plates are more thoughtful and less cringe-worthy. Stay tuned for more humorous findings, and remember, less is sometimes more!